M*A*S*H                         CBS

                Suicide is Painless             1980

 

        Verse 1:

                Dm7           G7        C                Am7

        Through early morning fog I see,  visions of the things to be

            Dm7                G7          C               Am         

        The pains that are withheld for me   I realize and I can see

 

        Chorus:

             Dm7        G7        C                   Am7    

        That suicide is painless,   it brings on many changes

            Dm7            G7            Am

        And I can  take or leave it if I please

 

        Verse 2:

        Dm7           G7           C                Am7

        Try to find a way to make,   all our little joys relate

            Dm7           G7                C               Am

        Without that ever present hate, but now I know that it's too late.  And

       

        Chorus:

       

        Verse 3:

            Dm7             G7            C                      Am7

        The game of life is hard to play,   I'm going to lose it anyway

            Dm7              G7              C             Am

        The losing card I'll someday lay, so this is all I have to say.   That

       

        Chorus:

       

        Verse 4:

            Dm7         G7            C                   Am7

        The only way to win is cheat,   and lay it down before I'm beat

            Dm7        G7               C               Am

        And to another give a seat, for that's the only painless feat.   'Cause

       

        Chorus:

       

        Verse 5:

            Dm7                G7                C                      Am7

        The sword of time will pierce our skins,   it doesn't hurt when it begins

            Dm7              G7             C                  Am

        But as it works it's way on in, the pain grow stronger watch it grin.   For

       

        Chorus:

       

        Verse 6:

          Dm7              G7          C                     Am7

        A brave man once requested me,   to answer questions that are key

           Dm7         G7         C                   Am

        Is it to be or not to be,   and I replied "Oh why ask me.".   'Cause

       

        Chorus:                                      

                                                   

        Ending:                                                                                         

            Dm7            G7                Am

        And you can do the same thing if you please    

 

        define:

        e---------------------|---------------

        B--------3--2-----0---|--------3--2---

        G-----4---------------|-----4---------

        D--4------------------|--4------------

        A---------------------|----------------

        E---------------------|----------------

 

 

 

        define: a regular G will do instead of a G7,

               Dm7              G7               C                 Am7

        e-|-3---1--0--1--0--1|-(1)-0-----------|---0------0------|--0--------------0--|

        B-|------------------|----------3------|-------3-------3-|-----3---1----------|

        G-|------------------|-----------------|-----------------|--------------------|

            Dm7                G7                C                  A7

        e-|------------------|-----------------|-----------------|----------0---------|

        B-|-3----1--3--1---3-|(3)-1---0-----3--|-1----0--1--0---1|-(1)-3--------------|

        G-|------------------|-----------------|-----------------|--------------------|

 

                             "Suicide is Painless"

                              Words by Mike Altman

                             Music by Johnny Mandel

 

 

                E|-----------------------|-----------------

                B|--------3--2-------0---|--------3--2-----

                G|-----4-----------------|-----4-----------

                D|--4--------------------|--4--------------

                A|-----------------------|-----------------

                E|-----------------------|-----------------

                    1  &  2  & 3 & 4 &      1  &  2  & 3 &

 

        Em7              A7

Through early morning fog I see

D                    Bm

Visions of the things to be

    Em                     A7sus4  A7

The pains that are withheld for me

  D            Bm7      F#m7/B  B7

I realize and I can see         that

 

        Em7            A7

Chorus: Suicide is painless

            D                 Bm7      

        It brings on many changes

            Gmaj7     D/F#     Em    A7         Bm

        And I can take or leave it if I please.

 

I try to find a way to make

All our little joys relate

Without that ever-present hate

But now I know that it's too late, and

 

(chorus)

 

The game of life is hard to play

I'm going to lose it anyway

The losing card I'll someday lay

And this is all I have to say, that

 

(chorus)

 

The only way to win is cheat

And lay it down before I'm beat

And to another give a seat

For that's the only painless feat, cause

 

(chorus)

 

The sword of time will pierce our skins

It doesn't hurt when it begins

But as it works its way on in

The pain grows stronger - watch it grin

 

(chorus)

 

A brave man once requested me

To answer questions that are key

Is it to be or not to be?

And I replied, "Oh why ask me?", cause

 

(chorus)

 

    Gm7     D/F#   Em7        A7     Bm

And you can do the same thing if you please.